March 2012
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February 2012
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Watchthatchinaman:
kelvinjcco:
OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL
LOLLLLL! CANT BREATHE
My Energy Level →
nutellaninjah:
fuckyeahlaughters:
Normally:
The minute I have to start working/studying:
this describes me now. exactly at this moment.
too true
Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
all nighter for npb 101.
im gunna be so tired.. wish i didn’t have office hours at 12 to go to… -_-
Honestly, when I met you,
I had no idea that you would end up meaning this much to me.
so who has instagram?
mine’s dennywoah
twitter too :D
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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM. I would have...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & supper
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
no friday class next quarter?
sweeeeeeeeet. too bad i’m gunna have internship & work…
“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their...”
– Mark Twain (via thatchinaman)
always room to improve
Friend: how many legs do 8 roosters have?
Me: 16
Friend: how many eyes do 5 roosters have?
Me: 10
Friend: so how many teeth does a cat have?
Me: uh.... I don't know
Friend: I see you know alot of stuff about cocks but not when it comes to pussies.
Me: oh...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I think it's hella cute when you smile.
I am needy
tnt3580:
Let me justify myself.
When I’m close to someone you mean everything to me. And because you take over my world, I can’t just cut you out.
When I try it hurts.
I would take a bullet for you, but would you do the same?
You can’t expect me to be entirely close with you if I dont you. I’m needy, I need to communicate.
